Berkeley Joy

And I’m just like:

When I see pictures of models and I promise myself I’ll start working out

Playing a game

If I lose:

“Whatever, it’s just a game.”

If I win:

When someone makes me laugh

If it’s on a date:

If it’s my friend:

If it’s my best friend:

WHAT I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME WHEN I WALK MY DOG

A CUTE GUY COMES ALONG AND WE’RE JUST LIKE

WHEN I SEE A HOT GUY IN THE CHIPOTLE LINE

WHEN A HOT GUY ASKS FOR MY NUMBER

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I’m going to have to make an entire Ali page. He was/is a one line inspiration machine.